Workforce Statistics
- 57% report workplace relationships have impacted their work performance
- 43% have married someone they worked with
- 35% don’t report their relationship to their employer
- 40% have cheated on their current partner with a coworker
- 50% report flirting with their co-workers
One would think in the era of the #MeToo movement and all the required ‘Sexual Harassment’ training that the idea of sex during work hours would be career suicide, wouldn’t it? My wife and I (we met on an interracial dating site, by the way) were recently at a party and overheard a guy saying he’s had sex with two different people at work! One a woman, the other being a guy! Yes, on the job! On the clock!
Are You Interested In Having Sex At Work? How Would You Play It?
Some people fantasize about getting caught, but the outcome will not be as pleasant, will it? First off, both parties must be sworn to secrecy!
My advice to you is to lock your office door, close your blinds, turn off your lights, and remain as quiet as possible. One wrong moan will get you both busted! Your co-workers are always on the lookout for work connections that take it a little further.
Plan ahead. He will need to have easy access to your… umm… goods. So, a skirt or dress… maybe even going “commando” might be best.
Don’t have your own private office? Guess that means you’ll have to scour the surrounding area for a janitor’s closet or filing room! In the day and age of working remote, you may be fortunate to have whole floors of your building vacant! And forget about using the elevator on your way there!
Plan to “do the dirty little deed” during lunch time when you being absent will be less noticed.
Smile, you’re on camera! Cameras are everywhere! Office common areas, conference rooms, hallways, stairwells, even the parking garage! After a while, you should begin to know the blind spots of where cameras are not targeting.
The Bottom Line
Sure, have fun but don’t break the law! A working environment around food or children might be a dealbreaker here! And public nudity is deeply frowned upon by society — and judges!
If you have to tell someone about your escapades, let it be someone who does not work at your company or know any of your co-workers… or significant other!
And if you plan on having this little tryst with your boss, be careful, there could be significant repercussions!
Good Luck! ❤
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